Dive! Dive! Dive!
Message ID: 38779
Posted By: freecode_99
Posted On: 2003-09-08 11:23:00
Subject: Dive! Dive! Dive!
Recs: 1
Unterseebooten SCO Schiff - Somewhere in the Great Salt Lake area. Darl realizes at last the lake isn't the greatest place to try to run a submarine scam. We come in on the scene now:
Von McBride: Dammit Chris, I thought I told you to get some new PR out there!
Leutnant Sontag: But sir! The PR crew were jettisoned last week. They couldn't think of anything new! Besides, we can now run the same story over and over again. We don't have to do anything.
Von McBride: Well, as long as we tell them we won't refund their money, they can't sue us for that if they pay.
Herr Heise: That's right. It doesn't matter if you don't give them the option of an escrow account. You can keep running this story as long as you can get someone stupid enough to pay. Heck, anyone who does pay I wouldn't respect, but it furthers our cause.
Von McBride: Leutanant Sontag! Run that story again!
Leutnant Sontag: Jawohl, mein Herr!
Von McBride: Mach Schnell!
The above scene was relayed via our super secret snorkel listening device somewhere below the Great Salt Lake.
(As if of course, you cannot recognize good satire when you see it).
Funny how this story is the only one they are floating these days. Kind of deceptive trade practices at best, threatening mail fraud to generate interest. What lusers.
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Posted By: freecode_99
Posted On: 2003-09-08 11:23:00
Subject: Dive! Dive! Dive!
Recs: 1
Unterseebooten SCO Schiff - Somewhere in the Great Salt Lake area. Darl realizes at last the lake isn't the greatest place to try to run a submarine scam. We come in on the scene now:
Von McBride: Dammit Chris, I thought I told you to get some new PR out there!
Leutnant Sontag: But sir! The PR crew were jettisoned last week. They couldn't think of anything new! Besides, we can now run the same story over and over again. We don't have to do anything.
Von McBride: Well, as long as we tell them we won't refund their money, they can't sue us for that if they pay.
Herr Heise: That's right. It doesn't matter if you don't give them the option of an escrow account. You can keep running this story as long as you can get someone stupid enough to pay. Heck, anyone who does pay I wouldn't respect, but it furthers our cause.
Von McBride: Leutanant Sontag! Run that story again!
Leutnant Sontag: Jawohl, mein Herr!
Von McBride: Mach Schnell!
The above scene was relayed via our super secret snorkel listening device somewhere below the Great Salt Lake.
(As if of course, you cannot recognize good satire when you see it).
Funny how this story is the only one they are floating these days. Kind of deceptive trade practices at best, threatening mail fraud to generate interest. What lusers.
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The text of this Yahoo Message Board post has been licensed for
copying and distribution by the Yahoo Message Board user "freecode_99"
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